Random Eggtown Screenshot Recap. (Not dial-up friendly)

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:41:22 GMT

I know The Constant was the most recent episode, but out of all of them, it was my least favorite. I adore Kate, so I'm capping Eggtown.

sawyer: hai fancy seeing you here, how about we spark up that ol' love train, eh?

kate: i wonder what jack's doing right now...this coffee is the color of his eyes..

sawyer: uh..so how ya been doin', freckles?
*no response*

sawyer: i uh. got some clothes for ya in the bedroom, 'bout yer size. how about you and me spark up the ol'--

kate: nah.

sawyer: oh come on now, girl. can you resist the face i'm gonna make in the next cap?

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kate: it's pretty damn easy, james. *thinks of jack naked*

kate: just go away.

sawyer: YOU ALWAYS DID LIKE JACK BETTER. >:0 lemme tell ya somethin' freckles, you didn't have sex with jack, you had sex with me! >:0

kate: yeah, well. i want an annullment! it never happened. >:0

sawyer: just cuz i ain't no hero like doctor jack, psh.

kate: you're not even half a man compared to jack. >:0

*upset*

sawyer: wwwwwwwwwwelll then. *leaves while making a stupid sawyer face*

she's not saying anything. it's just necessary to use as many caps of kate as possible. <3

*dons sexy kate glasses*
kate - i make everything look good.

kate - BITCHES DON'T BE HATIN'.

*is upset because she looks awful and...*

*...her lawyer is stoned.*

jin - is this the place where you slept with all of those men?

sun - there were quite a lot of them there.

jin - more than seoul!?

sun - don't worry, jin. we're the hottest couple ever.

*slow motion running to show this fact*

*jack is staring at daniel's body*
sun - jack?

jack - o rite. this is daniel. ...mm. um. that's charlotte. yeah. they're new here. treat daniel well.
charlotte - ahem.

dan - i feel pretty! oh so pretty! i feel pretty and witty and GAY.
jack - *SWOON.*

sun - hai jack wut's up.

jack - not my penis. :( i miss kate.

sun - oh my! poor jack! after everything he's done, his penis deserves a little lift!

charlotte - he doesn't even know i'm alive! :( after i got all sweaty for him, too!
*losties throw up*

kate - hai locke wut's up look at mah sexy body, where's miles...is that blood?

locke - i got my first period! n__n

kate - LOOK AT MY BOOBS, DAMMIT. WHERE'S MILES.

locke - you know what, kate? i have some advice.
kate - oh no.

locke - you wanna know how i get my teeth so white? i keep my mouth shut!

kate - *is shocked her boob trick didn't work*

locke - you'd do well to take that advice!

*storms off all annoyed and hot*

kate - hai hurley lemme take that to miles.
hurley - he's in the boathouse, etc.
kate - thx.

hurley - so...wanna hook up?

kate - better luck next time, champ.

kate - hai handsome. mind if i sit down? ;]

miles - holy fuck buddha is real.

kate - look at my boobs.

*does as he's told*

kate - do you know who i am?

miles - a girl that i'd love to see in playboy?

kate - do you know what i did?

miles - i don't know what you did, but you sure as hell didn't suck me off. >:|

*cut to flashback*

*all the women of the world groan enviously as kate walks out of jail still looking drop dead beautiful* *hairflip for emphasis*

lawyer - now kate, i'm sorry to tell you this, but jack's dead.

*shock/sadness/tearyeyed*

lawyer - jk. i just like it when you're sad. you're so fucking hot! N____N

kate - >:0

jack - so baby, what're you wearing right now?
woman - jack?
jack - ...mom?

*JACK DISGUST*

juliet - hai jack. *juliet cleavage*

jack - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THERE BE A PICTURE OF KATE ON HERE OH GOD I'M SO FLACCID.

claire - oh hai can you get aaron for me. i'd dump him on charlie like i always did but you know he died and all that. *shrug*

kate - lol no.

*thinks about making babies with jack*

*cut to flashback*

lawyer - sry, i had to invite your boytoy, try not to orgasm.
kate - fuck. *squeezes legs together tightly*

jack - sup.
kate's vagina - *niagra falls*

jack - hai.
kate - *shudder*

kate - *twitch*

*furrows brows and worries about kate's twitching being a medical problem*

kate - *snore*

sawyer - freckles? you came by fer somethin'?
kate - oh. right. sorry. you're kinda boring...anyways.

kate - you suck.

sawyer - seriously? well, hell...

sawyer - hai. i brought that cream you wanted.

locke - THANK YOU. this itch is SO bad.

locke - so, how long will the itch stay?

sawyer - depends on how much sex you were havin', lockie boy!

*remembers raping boone*

sawyer - we all know 'bout you rapin' that poor boy out in the jungle, locke.

locke - OSHIT.

*meanwhile, kate and miles play hide and seek*

kate - LOL FOUND YOU.
miles - oh that's too bad...*stares at kate's ass*

*holds hands because it's dark*

*stumbles upon ben, and for some reason, miles and ben start discussing ben's SECRET condom company.*
miles - think you could give me one? *motions to kate*
ben - i don't think ours would fit, you're too small....being asian and all.

miles - WTF MAN, DON'T LET HER HEAR THAT SHIT. >:0

kate - wtf miles, we have to talk.
miles - ARGHH YOU BASTARD. >:0

kate - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME.

miles - oh fuck. *boner*

kate - WHY DOES EVERY GUY HAVE A BONER AROUND ME BESIDES JACK?!?!/despair

locke - FOUND YOU!!11!!

miles - oh shit i'm gonna get raped. :'(

*fantasizing about jack going down on her*

claire - HAIIII KATE.

kate - privacy plz!? >:0

locke - KATE WTF.

kate - omg, they were talking about condoms! apparently *whisper whisper* miles has a small penis!

locke - gtfo. you're no longer welcome here. >:0

*so then kate does what she always does when she's depressed and wants to erase pain and makes out with sawyer, but regrets it the next day when she remembers jack.*

daniel - is it queen of diamonds that miles likes...?

dan - YES. it is most DEF. queen of diamonds that is his favorite! :D

charlotte - queen of spades, lol.

*dismay*

jack - hey, call our friends or else. we'll use the SECRET WEAPON.
charlotte/daniel - secret weapon?

*juliet cleavage*

*calls*

*is worried he's gonna get raped*

locke - open your mouth.
miles - OH BUDDHA.

miles - WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

locke - mai name is john locke, and your fangirl, jade, really hates me right about now. but anyways. enjoy your breakfast. n_n

miles - THIS BREAKFAST SU--wait i have a fangirl? omg.

kate - babies?
sawyer - lol ew.

kate - i'm going back to the beach. jack wants my babies. >:0
sawyer - omg bitch.

*kate slap*

*cut to flashback - after trial*

*kate takes her hair down and stands there looking sexah*

jack - hai i was in the neighborhood. so uh. hai.

jack - kate. i want my semen inside you.

kate - omg jack i want yours in me, too.

jack - let's make a baby.

kate - okay!

kate - watch me get into my cab. you know you want to. *is bringing sexyback*

them other boys don't know how to act.

babysitter - why did they make me go in a scene with this bitch, she's so hot.
kate - lol.

kate - HAI aaron good news, you're up for adoption so i can make this room the new baibai's room that i'm gonna have with jack!

kate - so. goodbye aaron. hellooooooooooooooo jack!

FIN.

Oh, duh.

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:58:22 GMT

So, I originally just planned for this journal to be a private one, but I have FANDOMS, and I've come to realize that fandoms are much more fun if you have friends to talk about said fandoms with.

Lost and Heroes buddies are wonderful. :]
I'm pro Jate.
Anti Skate.
Anti Juliet.
Pro Freighties.
<3

She liked to keep her body clean, clean.

Random Eggtown Screenshot Recap. (Not dial-up friendly)

Oh, duh.